Geometric Joe
The most recent Daily Jocks ad, with a caption sexual fantasy from me: (#1) You can buy him, One trick a month – the Standard hour, providing Whatever you need – And with a rock-bottom Starter price of...
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(Another posting in a long series. Very little about language in this.) Cut to the chase, Brandon Quinn as Gabe Duncroft in the tv series The Fosters: (#1) A handsome man with a beautiful physique,...
View ArticleReFo and K-Man
(#1) They found one another in the Sexual swamp, where men go to Drop their civilized masks and Embrace their Animal natures, Copulate like Beasts. The image is the latest from Daily Jocks, with the...
View ArticleThree exhibitions
… at the Cantor Arts Center at Stanford: back on January 26th, a viewing of Dutch masters of the 17th century; then this Thursday, two small exhibitions, Warhol works in connection with a Stanford...
View ArticleChocolates for Valentine’s Day
(Very little of linguistic interest, beyond a penis joke in Spanish and a note on grammatical gender. Otherwise, it’s the massive Latino musclehunk “The Marvel” on display.) From my regular...
View ArticleFlagrant figures
A recent Daily Jocks offer: (#1) Bob Beach Lifelike PVC plastic figures from MaleBody®, life-size or miniature, All anatomically correct (well-hung — but unlike gay action figures, Not grotesquely...
View ArticlePlaying for laughs
… or, playing over the top, and in fact doing this knowingly while winking at the audience, so that you might want to say: camping it up. I refer to the Netflix version of A Series of Unfortunate...
View ArticleCoded!
(Men’s underwear alert! Premium grade, but still…) Harry stumbled one day into the neighborhood Force field and was 22-Coded, became Hunky, a super-beast of enormous Strength, intense Sexuality, and a...
View ArticleThe beautiful immortal
Yes, another man in underwear… There will be plain sex talk, too. The Daily Jocks ad from 2/10: (#1) They looked upon him, found him Wonderful, fabulous, a mighty man — Unanimously accepted him as...
View ArticleDemented p.r. pitches, absurd ad copy
Recently the admirable Margalit Fox has been posting on Facebook a series “Demented P.R. Pitch of the Day” (Margalit seems to read more of her nonsense mail than I do). I’ll give the two most recent...
View ArticleThis weekend’s tv hunk
… hails from New Zealand. Pana Hema Taylor (or Hema-Taylor), who I recently watched in the first season of the New Zealand detective series The Brokenwood Mysteries, in which he plays Jared Morehu. The...
View ArticleToday’s morning name: Topher Grace
Who drags Ashton Kutcher along with him. Since I have my shallow moments, there will also be shirtless photos, of Grace, of young Kutcher, and of more recent Kutcher. But first, about the actors and...
View ArticleCK basks in Moonlight
For me, the main news from the Academy Awards last night was the triumph of the movie Moonlight, an innovative masterpiece that succeeded despite a tiny budget and a story situated amost entirely in a...
View ArticleFamily names
(Hunky guy in skimpy underwear, mildly racy talk. That’s all.) (#1) Born SwimWear GrabCock, Of a long-ago line of Poultry thieves, In an eccentric Underwear-oriented Family, with his Brother...
View ArticleMarco Marco teases
(Daily Jock guys being seductive.) Marco Marco teases, with jock straps, singlets, and briefs (#1) coyly strokes a lip, snaps a strap, bumps his crotch (#2) flaunts his body in scanty batwear (#3)...
View Articlestringers
In my blogging backlog, two underwear images from Daily Jocks, from the Echt Apparel company (of Australia): (#1) The Lowe [‘Lion’] Stringer (#2) The Equip Stringer The linguistic path here starts with...
View ArticleIn the West Wing
Having fallen into the world of American politics in viewing the documentary I Am the Ambassador (about Rufus Gifford, until recently the US ambassador to Denmark), I went on to doing the whole 7-year...
View ArticleFive tv hunks
… of very different body types. Things saved up for some time, now to put them out. Sage Brocklebank (Psych); Jordan Gavaris and Dylan Bruce (Orphan Black); John Wesley Shipp and Grant Gustin (The...
View ArticleCavenips
An Avi Steinberg cartoon in the March 20th New Yorker, combining cavemen, clothing, and nipples: (#1) Cavemen: a cartoon meme. Clothing: one-shoulder garments for men. And of course men’s nipples. And...
View ArticleSave a horse, ride a cowboy
(Sex talk, but in mostly academic style. Still, definitely racy; use your judgment.) This vision of shirtless high-masculinity turned up on Pinterest this morning: (#1) There will be another...
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